Icchou kimete watashi ni kimete Make a decision! Choose me!
Suupaa hiroin enjeru tai! Go! Super Heroine Angel Brigade! Go!
Okiraku shimashou ieei Let's take it easy... yay!
Galaxy Angel AA Yeah!
Galaxy Angel AA
uki uki So exciting!
Galaxy Angel AA
shuwa-shuwa hei Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Galaxy Angel AA
doki-doki Heart-pounding!
Galaxy Angel AA
shuwa-shuwa hei Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Rakki monkii asekaki besokaki genki Lucky Monkey, Sweaty, Teary, Lively!
Amenochi noutenki Rain followed by light spirits
sonna banana pinappurupuru purin That's bananas, pineapple-wiggly pudding
sukinakoto yamerarenai We can't stop doing what we love
icchou kimete watashi ni kimete Make a decision! Choose me!
Sabui gyagu demo Even when the jokes leave me cold
futsuka yoi demo Even when I'm hung over
egao ni naru omajinai I know a spell that will make me smile
Let's go Let's go enjeru Let's go! Let's go! Angels!
Mirakuru senshi Miraculous warriors
happii no moto wa Al ai ai The source of happiness is love, love, love
motto motto wandaarando More and more wonderland
hacha mecha wandafoo Crazy wacky wonderful
tanabota kibun de uki-ukissu Like an unexpected blessing, let's share an exciting kiss
uki-ukissu An exciting kiss
gokigenyou! Have a nice day!
Shuwashuwa bunbun shuwabunbun ieei! Bubble-bubble swing-swing! Bubble swing-swing! Yay!
Uki uki So exciting!
Shuwa-shuwa hai Bubble-bubble! Hey!
Doki-doki Heart-pounding!
Hey!
Dried Pig's Feet.
Fire in Block 5! Fire in Block 5!
Engine room in flames!
The base will explode in ten minutes!
Use the escape capsule and depart the base immediately!
Is everyone ready?
I'm going to push the escape button!
Just do it, already!
All right! Escape time!
Bing!
We're not moving.
Some malfunction?
Weight over capacity!
You cannot jettison from the base!
Over capacity?
The base will explode in one minute.
What?!
No, no! Come on!
I said there's too much weight.
Th-This can't be...
Come on! Can't you give us a break?!
You're so heavy, I just might break.
What?!
I dare you to say that again!
What an awfully rude escape capsule!
The base will explode in 30 seconds!
Please hurry up and jettison now.
You're the one who won't let us jettison!
I suppose someone will have to get off.
Someone other than Vanilla, of course.
Why?
Vanilla is as light as a feather.
We won't know that for certain unless we actually weigh her!
Ten seconds!
I guess there's no alternative... I will go.
No, you mustn't! We're all going to escape together!
Just let him do what he wants!
Exploding...now.
The base has exploded.
End of exercise. End of exercise.
All crewmembers dead.
Death due to too much fat.
Isn't it funny?
Why, you!
What's with that escape capsule?!
I bet it's some cheap, defective reject!
Well, we did skimp a bit on the budget...
Besides, how could it possibly think that we're too fat?!
It's a blatantly false accusation!
Are you absolutely sure of that?
Huh?
Milfeulle has been making a whole lot of sweets and cookies lately.
You've all been eating quite a lot of those.
I'm so sorry!
Lately, my skirt-fastener won't even close!
See?
Here's the escape capsule's report on the training exercise results.
"There will be another exercise in one week."
"But fat pigs have no right to survival."
What?!
Is it calling us pigs?!
All right, then!
I won't let a mere escape capsule keep insulting us like this!
Let's go on a diet!
Seconded!
And I'll do my best so that I can escape with everyone as well!
All right!
Let's all lose some weight...
...and succeed in the next training exercise!
Yeah!
But do you really think you can lose enough weight in just one week?
Of course. It will be tough, though.
Mint, go procure us enough sauna suits for everyone!!
Roger!
Hey, Mint...
Are you being mean?
I'm not pleased with it myself!
But this was the only model they had that were all the same!
No. It's perfect.
The humiliation will make us work harder.
Fine, so these costumes work as sauna suits, but I think you'll need more than that...
I told you it was going to be tough, didn't I?
The real battle is about to begin.
Forte, don't tell me that we're going to go on a diet here?!
If we start walking from here, it'll take us just about a week to get across the desert.
During that time, we live on water and nutrient capsules only.
What?!
There is no need for Vanilla to go on such a brutal diet.
And I'm getting too old for this.
You guys! Have you forgotten this?!
We bought that cheap escape capsule to save on expenses, and it insulted us!
It really pisses me off!
That's right, I'd almost forgotten it's a question of human dignity.
How utterly ridiculous, going this far just for a lousy diet...
You keep your mouth shut.
Vanilla, are you happy being a fat pig?
I prefer cows over pigs.
All right. Let's move out!
This is tougher than I imagined.
I feel like I've already lost 2 or 3 kilos.
Diets are never so easy.
Pigs! There are pigs walking!
We are not pigs...
Lose weight. I'm going to lose weight...
There they are! The pigs!
The rumor of the procession of pigs is true!
Take a good look, folks!
This is the procession of pigs that you've heard much about lately!
Images of the procession of pigs!
There they are!
This is the famous pig costume fetishist group which continues to cross the desert!
Excuse me. A word from you, please.
Why cross the desert dressed like this?
A fat pig has no right to live...
What?!
Wh-What on earth does that mean?!
We're going to escape...
I prefer cows over pigs.
The purpose behind their activities is a mystery.
We will continue to track these pigs.
Good luck, piggies!
- Go, go, piggies! - You can do it, piggies!
They're calling us pigs.
Does that mean we're still fat?
Don't worry.
By the time we reach our goal, I'm sure...
- Good luck, pigs! - You can do it!
It's been a week since the mysterious pigs appeared in the desert.
Soon they should reach their destination, here at the desert's end.
- Although we do not know their purpose... - You can do it, pigs!
...with the form that they have taken and their cutting words...
...I'm not the only one who appreciates their ironic commentary on this age of gluttony.
Yes! I can see them! It's the pigs!
The pigs are using the last of their energy to make it to the goal line!
Just a little bit more! Just a little bit more!
You can do it, pigs! You can do it!
We made it...
We lost weight... didn't we?
I would say that's an understatement.
Quite frankly, the Colonel is practically dehydrated.
Are you okay, Vanilla?
I am now a cow...
Now we can do the escape exercise together...
- Go Pigs! - Way to go!
Yeah, we are no longer pigs.
We are no longer pigs.
Huh?
Pigs! Pigs! Pigs!
Huh?!
Wh-What is all this?!
We're no longer pigs!
You people are so mean!
I'm not a pig. I'm a cow.
Oh, no!
Don't you people understand what we went through?!
It's about time for our exercise.
Fire in Block 5! Fire in Block 5!
Engine room in flames!
The base will explode in ten minutes!
All personnel use the escape capsule and get away from the base immediately!
My body feels so light!
He shouldn't have a problem with us now!
Milfeulle, time to jettison!
All right! Pow!
Jettisoning.
Hooray!
We did it, the training exercise was a success!
Of course.
Hey, you escape capsule.
See if you can call us pigs now!
Well, shall we head back to the base now?
Huh? What is this?!
I am going to provide you with nutrients.
Nutrients?
You'll have to live in this cramped escape capsule...
...until you encounter other intelligent beings in space.
Intelligent beings? What for?
W-Wait a minute!
There're lots of planets nearby, and there're ships everywhere!
No.
This capsule was designed specifically...
...to escape from major catastrophes such as the destruction of entire planetary systems.
But you're going too far!
This is just a training exercise, you know!
There's no point in having a training exercise unless it's realistic.
Maybe we shouldn't have skimped on the budget.
You can only live if you're a fat pig.
That's not at all what you said before!
Oh no Vanilla, how chubby you've become!
Moo...
Today's Topic!
Tengushi Ten Ten
Tengushi... how do you read that?
- "Dot dot"? - Maybe they're ditto-marks?
So, "Tengushi Tengushi Tengushi"?
Oh, that sounds good.
What?
It's nice, like a magic spell!
Huh?
Your wish comes true if you say it three times when you see a shooting star.
What shooting star?
Black beans sprouting.
Oh, it's a picture?
No way!
Another cushion for Vanilla!
The answer is, "Ten Ten".
Fried Bean Curd Top Gun
Well, girls, the results of the recent examinations...
...for the renewal of your Spacecraft Pilot License First Class have come out.
- Speaking of, wasn't the Tigers game great? - Oh Mint, I finally went out and bought it!
- Yeah, I saw it too! A total shut out! - What was that again?
- It was so incredible. It really got me going! - I'm talking about, you know, that thing!
- Um, as for the results of the examination... - That was just crazy. They lost the will to...
- I regret to say that one of you did not pass. - But that was what made it so fun!
- Milfeulle, I don't know what "it" is... - HUH?!
Who failed?
Huh? I'm the one who failed?
That's right. It was you, Milfeulle.
If you lose your Spacecraft Pilot License First Class...
...you won't be able to fly your emblem frame anymore.
Huh? Is that right?
Yes.
I suppose that means you'll have to leave the military as well.
It's pretty hard to start a new career in this world and in these hard times.
What?! That won't do at all!
I was planning on staying with the military until I retire and get a pension...
...and I promised to take my grandma on a tour of all the hot springs in space!
How long do you expect Grandma to live?
Colonel, what do I do?!
What am I supposed to do, Colonel?!
Don't worry, Milfeulle.
There'll be a follow-up exam in a week.
If you pass that one, everything will be okay.
Yay! Thank goodness!
However, with just one week to prepare...
...I doubt that there'll be any significant change in Milfeulle's abilities.
I guess she'll be fired after all. Fired.
You've got to do something! Please!
Don't worry. I thought this might happen, so I've arranged for a special coach.
Huh? Coach?
It's been a while, Captain Kensit.
Call me Rattlesnake.
Oh, sorry 'bout that... Captain Rattlesnake.
When a rattlesnake is after its prey, it'll shake its tail and make a rattling noise.
It was when I was sleeping in the desert.
I heard a rattling sound in my ear.
It's him...
There's no doubt that it's him...
I trembled with excitement.
From that moment, I decided that I'd call myself "Rattlesnake".
Pretty...
Weird...
So, which one is it?
Who wants the special training?
You mustn't look, Vanilla.
If you look, you'll be turned into butter.
Um, she's over there.
I'm Milfeulle Sakuraba!
Nice to meet you!
What? She's just a kid.
They call it a rattlesnake, but it really makes more of a buzzing sound.
Did you know that?
Let's go.
Uh, yes, sir, Captain Kensit.
Call me Rattlesnake!
Yes, sir! Captain Rattlesnake!
Now he's a pretty suspicious character!
He calls himself the Rattlesnake!
Um, the space port is that way!
Uh, wait for me!
So, where are we going?
To the deepest pit of hell.
The deepest pit... of hell?
The civilian residential area of the base.
But below this bright and prosperous city...
...is the other face of the city, the slums.
Cast into darkness, this world is ruled by lawlessness...
...and has become a dark zone without civil rights or justice.
I never knew there was a place like this.
Hey, boss. What're you looking for?
I've got some of this and that and this, and all sorts of things.
Don't want any.
Oh, don't be so straight-laced.
Oh, my, what a pretty military officer.
What I'm looking for is "that".
Take me there.
You want "that", huh?
It's here.
You tell them Eddie sent you and she'll take care of you.
A pleasure doing business.
You're a good-looking man. What's your name?
Call me Rattlesnake.
And? What're you looking for?
I want "that".
For you?
No, for her.
Well, well, well.
You're a bad man, you know that?
Um...
Come here.
Uh, right.
Okay. Here goes.
This isn't a photo-sticker machine, kid.
Hey, this one's cute.
This one?
By the way, what are you making?
Your license.
Huh?
You want a Spacecraft License First Class, right?
Uh, yes, but...
So, we're forging a fake one for you here.
F-Forging?
I have to hack into the central computer to change some data, so it'll cost you.
N-No!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
I can't use a fake license!
I don't want a license like that!
I want a license through my own effort!
That's why I asked you to coach me, Captain!
This is too much!
You should go after her quickly.
I think what that girl needs is the real you.
Oh, no!
Hurry, get in!
Okay, everyone! The cheesecake is done!
Oh, Mr. R!
Here you go.
This is for you, Mr. R.
What are you doing here?
Apparently, I'm rather well known...
...and these people wanted a taste of my home-made cake.
So?
And so I baked one!
How is it?
Milfie! Send some cheesecake over this way, mew!
All right!
All right, remember what I told you...
...when you melt chocolate, make sure you turn off the heat on the stove first, okay?
Got it, meow!
I'll be back!
The cat people say they're going to start up a cake shop.
See? I even got this many discount coupons for their store-opening special sale!
Do you want some too, Mr. R?
And next we have the weather for the underground city region.
Tomorrow, the underground city will have rain in the morning...
...with sparks in the afternoon due to a blackout, with a chance of explosions.
Citizens are advised to lock their doors...
Looks like you were okay.
Yes! I made friends with the cat people and got discount coupons from them!
My, my...
Then that certain someone who ran off in such a hurry wasted his concern for you.
Huh?
"That" is ready.
Here you go.
Um, I...
How much?
Well, how about 300,000 GCs for everything.
Although, since it's your first time, I could give you 10% off.
What day is it?
Huh?
What's the month and date today?
It's January 12th. Is that a problem?
Hey, wait!
You have me make "that" and you walk out without paying?!
Sorry. It's just that my license expires today.
What?! Does that mean it's your birthday today, Mr. R?!
Oh, I see! I see! I understand now!
What's the matter, Colonel?
I finally figured out the reason...
...why Milfeulle failed her license renewal exam.
Oh?
She forgot to put her name down on the answer sheet for the written portion.
The answers are good, but it's unsigned so Milfeulle got a mark of zero.
So in other words...
...there was no need whatsoever to leave Milfeulle with that dangerous man?
Yes, that's just about right.
I see...
Have yourself a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, no matter how old you are!
So happy, so happy, so happy!
Have yourself a happy birthday! Mr. R!
Hey, all you good little boys and girls!
Hope you enjoyed GA today!
It sure had a hot ending!
If you're good, then next week we'll have another super-funky episode just for you!
All right then, it's time for boogie fever with "Dotabata Angel Loop!"
Itsudatte dotabata sawagi It's always a wild ride
hamari to kiseki no ruupu An endless loop of luck and miracles
hitomazu wa ocha demo nonde But first, let's sip some tea
ganbaru no wa ashita ni shimashouka Let's put off working hard until tomorrow
amakute oishii keeki kukki yamuyamu Cakes and cookies, so sweet and tasty
toki ni wa supaisu shekisheki odorou Sometimes, we need to spice it up
hajikete fankii fanshii Let's come out and be funky, fancy
maware Turn and turn
Want you! Everybody Thank You
ashita wa hoomu ran Tomorrow, we'll hit a home run
ikashite paati omakase Just leave the partying to us
negative nante kanben please Please spare us the negativity
lucky tanabota give me itadaki Give me all of those lucky chances
otakara hakken We've struck gold
Angel everybody happy excellent
daijoubu guddo jobu It's okay, we've done a good job
Shake your body Dance tonight!
Ranpha Monitor Journal.
What're you looking at me for, Vanilla?
Ranpha's favorite prey is gorgeous men.
Ooh, I spotted a good-looking guy!
When she finds her prey, she first scares off others from her territory...
His gaze tells me that I'm the one he wants, so you guys better not interfere!
She approaches her prey...
Hi, there! Long time, no see!
She tries to catch him off-guard...
Oh, sorry. Wrong person.
But you sure look like my sempai, though.
Next Menu: Bouillon Is the Sign Performing Angels Ocean Broth She brings herself within striking distance...
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Oh, I feel dizzy...
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- And she makes her move. - Oh, I'm sorry for grabbing onto you.
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But she usually fails.
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You don't have run away like that!
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Galaxy Angel AA See you again!